{"id":4746,"date":"2014-08-16T22:09:08","date_gmt":"2014-08-16T20:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/?p=4746"},"modified":"2014-08-16T22:09:08","modified_gmt":"2014-08-16T20:09:08","slug":"how-to-drink-hipster-hot-chocolate-in-cape-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/2014\/08\/how-to-drink-hipster-hot-chocolate-in-cape-town\/","title":{"rendered":"How to drink hipster hot chocolate in Cape Town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Totally overrated. Served fresh at a hipster Cape Town coffee shop near you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2021.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2021.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_2021.JPG\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>How to drink:<\/p>\n<p>1. First, a bit of DIY: add Valrhona chocolate discs to a (small) cup of steamed milk. Don&#8217;t forget to snap a pic and upload. It looks a lot better than it tastes.<br \/>\n2. Stir, taste, add sugar, taste, add more sugar, regret ordering at twice the price of normal hot chocolate, drink anyway.<br \/>\n3. Smile and say it&#8217;s delicious when friendly waitress enquires.<br \/>\n4. Leave and don&#8217;t repeat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Totally overrated. Served fresh at a hipster Cape Town coffee shop near you. How to drink: 1. First, a bit of DIY: add Valrhona chocolate discs to a (small) cup of steamed milk. Don&#8217;t forget to snap a pic and upload. It looks a lot better than it tastes. 2. Stir,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4746"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4746"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4747,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4746\/revisions\/4747"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}