{"id":4340,"date":"2013-09-16T06:36:41","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T06:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/?p=4340"},"modified":"2013-09-18T17:15:54","modified_gmt":"2013-09-18T17:15:54","slug":"milk-gone-wild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/2013\/09\/milk-gone-wild\/","title":{"rendered":"Milk gone wild"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a bottle of Sonnendal milk this weekend and spotted a strange paragraph on one side of their label:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_08411-580x773.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"773\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-4341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_08411-580x773.jpg 580w, https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_08411-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It reads:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>DIRECTIONS: Well, to be honest, if you&#8217;re looking for directions on a pack of milk, you&#8217;re probably a little more lost than you think. We don&#8217;t just mean lost as in &#8220;could you tell me how to get to the train station?&#8221;. We could be talking &#8220;you&#8217;ve woken up in a strange country with no memory of who you are but suddenly know seven different types of kung-fu&#8221; kinda lost. Are you hearing any voices? Do you hear one right now? Is it the voice of a pack of milk? Is it telling you that you&#8217;re holding what could quite conceivably be the most awesome full cream milk in the universe? If so, then you&#8217;re perfectly fine. Just take me home, maybe make a nice cup of tea and put your feet up. Oh, and tell Elvis we say &#8216;hi&#8217;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Incredibly left field for a dairy, but brave and super funny. Dry humour FTW!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a bottle of Sonnendal milk this weekend and spotted a strange paragraph on one side of their label: It reads: DIRECTIONS: Well, to be honest, if you&#8217;re looking for directions on a pack of milk, you&#8217;re probably a little more lost than you think. We don&#8217;t just mean lost&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4340"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4340"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4349,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4340\/revisions\/4349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}