{"id":4154,"date":"2013-07-29T04:39:48","date_gmt":"2013-07-29T04:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/?p=4154"},"modified":"2013-07-29T12:20:31","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T12:20:31","slug":"i-spy-with-my-little-eye-in-san-francisco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/2013\/07\/i-spy-with-my-little-eye-in-san-francisco\/","title":{"rendered":"I spy with my little eye … in San Fran"},"content":{"rendered":"

The line in front of me at a local bakery this morning …<\/p>\n

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… and the line behind me! It took 30 minutes to get in. Worth it in the end!<\/p>\n

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Inside the door, finally!<\/p>\n

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At last, the pastries are within reach \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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And way across town, tasty salted pig parts. Proudly available at a local market near you:<\/p>\n

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I think these guys might actually sell cheese:<\/p>\n

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No time for diets:<\/p>\n

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Speaking of diets, if you do have to be on one, this little guy will let out a screaming MOO every time you unclip that bag of cookies or chips:<\/p>\n

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Always dreamed of owning your own mushroom mini-farm? Step right up:<\/p>\n

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Look everyone, it’s the 1920s again, and it’s awesome:<\/p>\n

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Drop it like it’s (a) hot (dog):<\/p>\n

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Chocolate … with a bit of fruit on the side:<\/p>\n

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Jump as high as you like:<\/p>\n

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Houdini. Insert a note and watch your money escape from your wallet:<\/p>\n

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Never let it be said that the world hasn’t catered for you:<\/p>\n

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So that’s where they go when Seal Island is full:<\/p>\n

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Pulling out of San Francisco harbour on my private yacht:<\/p>\n

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Both sides of Golden Gate Bridge:<\/p>\n

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The Rock – left, right and centre:<\/p>\n

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I’ve heard of a duplex, but a triplex? Apparently, they actually exist<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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A different kind of street sign:<\/p>\n

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This isn’t just an antique, although it’s obviously old. It’s there to be used if needs be:<\/p>\n

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It’s surprising when you’re surprised that some societies do care:<\/p>\n

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They need a school for this?<\/p>\n

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So that’s what the tram lines are for:<\/p>\n

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Like prices, the roads are steep!<\/p>\n

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Gives a new meaning to your car having a flat:<\/p>\n

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