{"id":4143,"date":"2013-07-28T02:47:10","date_gmt":"2013-07-28T02:47:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/?p=4143"},"modified":"2013-07-28T08:35:21","modified_gmt":"2013-07-28T08:35:21","slug":"you-know-youre-at-the-right-hotel-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/2013\/07\/you-know-youre-at-the-right-hotel-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You know you&#8217;re at the right hotel when &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. There&#8217;s a permanent Starbucks in the lobby<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/starbucks-580x435.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"435\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-4144\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/starbucks-580x435.jpg 580w, https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/starbucks-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/starbucks.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>2. Macaroni and cheese is on the room service menu<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0149-580x773.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"773\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-4145\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0149-580x773.jpg 580w, https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0149-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0149.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>3. The very same menu features &#8216;Cookies and Milk&#8217; as a dessert<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0148-580x773.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"773\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-4146\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0148-580x773.jpg 580w, https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0148-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0148.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>4. It&#8217;s down the road from this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0162-580x773.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"773\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-4151\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0162-580x773.jpg 580w, https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0162-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0162.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>5. Which is found in a centre filled with spiral escalators!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0151-580x773.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"773\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-4152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0151-580x773.jpg 580w, https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0151-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_0151.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. There&#8217;s a permanent Starbucks in the lobby 2. Macaroni and cheese is on the room service menu 3. The very same menu features &#8216;Cookies and Milk&#8217; as a dessert 4. It&#8217;s down the road from this: 5. Which is found in a centre filled with spiral escalators!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4143"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4150,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4143\/revisions\/4150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasonelk.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}